8-Week Challenge · Starts June 13

Fit back into the jeans in the back of your closet.

A strength & nutrition challenge built for women 35–55 — for the body you have now, not the one the old rules were written for.

Studio (12 spots) & Digital (25 spots) · Founding pricing, this cohort only · Doors close June 11
The “someday” jeans.
Let's make today the day.

The real problem

You're doing everything right. Nothing's changing.

You're eating less, doing the cardio, “being good” — and your body isn't listening. You're not lazy, and you're not broken. After 35, estrogen shifts how your body stores fat and builds muscle, and the playbook that worked at 28 stops applying. The jeans in the back of your closet quietly became “someday” jeans. We're getting you back into them — with a method built for this season.


Why this works

Not a diet. A rebuild.

01

Real strength

Progressive lifting that rebuilds the muscle shaping how denim actually sits — hips, thighs, waist. Three sessions a week, about an hour.

02

Enough protein

30–40g, four times a day. The simple, repeatable nutrition rule that lets a perimenopausal body recover and change — no calorie gymnastics.

03

Honest check-ins

Weekly measurements, photos, and the jeans test — tracking what's real, not a scale that lies to you every month with water and hormones.


Two ways in

Choose your track.

12 spots
Studio · In-Person

Train with me

Semi-private · Fulton, MD
$597/ 8 weeks
or 2 payments of $319
  • Coached live in small-group sessions (1–5)
  • Weekly in-person check-in + jeans test
  • Full 8-week program in the app
  • Private cohort community
  • Founding rate → continue on membership after
Claim a Studio Spot →
25 spots
Digital · Anywhere

Train at home

App-coached · train on your schedule
$297/ 8 weeks
or 2 payments of $159
  • Full 8-week program + every exercise video
  • Weekly check-in with coach feedback
  • Protein-per-meal nutrition framework
  • Private cohort community
  • Minimal equipment needed
Join Digital →

The 8 weeks

How it works.

Phase 1 · Weeks 1–4

Foundation

Build the movement, dial in protein, establish the loads, and set your baseline. Your first jeans test marks the start line.

Phase 2 · Weeks 5–8

Intensify

Load and volume climb, intensity sharpens. This is where the measurements move and the jeans start talking — by Week 8 the “someday” jeans aren't someday anymore.

3×/week ~1 hour, incl. warm-up
Weekly check-in + jeans test
Private cohort group
Built for peri & post — programmed differently for each

This is for you if…

You're a woman 35–55, peri or post, who's tired of guessing, ready to commit 12 real weeks, and wants a method built for your hormones — not a 25-year-old's.

This isn't for you if…

You're looking for a two-week quick fix, a detox, or a magic pill. This is a rebuild. It works because it's real — and real takes 8 weeks.


Glenn “Tulu”
Waller II
Your coach

The coach who learned the hormones, not just the workouts.

ISSA-certified personal trainer and Corrective Exercise Specialist, I built my practice specifically around the perimenopausal and postmenopausal body — because the women walking into most gyms are handed programs written for someone they no longer are.

I'll meet you where your body actually is — distinguish what's peri from what's post, set your strength and protein for this season, and coach you through the parts no one warned you about. Right here in Fulton, or in the app from anywhere.


Questions

Before you commit.

Peri or post — does it matter?

Yes, and I program for both. Hormonal milieu, recovery, and how your body responds to training differ between perimenopause and postmenopause. Tell me which you are on the way in and I'll set your targets accordingly.

Do I need a gym for the Digital track?

Minimal equipment works — adjustable dumbbells and bands cover most of it, and every exercise has a full demo video plus regressions in the app. If you have a gym, even better.

What if I miss a check-in or a workout?

Life happens. You pick back up the next one. This is built on consistency over twelve weeks, not perfection in any single one. Disappearing is the only real mistake — and your cohort and I are here so you don't.

Will I lose weight?

You'll change shape — and your jeans will tell you before the scale does. The scale swings with water and hormones in this season, which is exactly why we don't let it run the show. We measure what's real.

What happens after 8 weeks?

You'll have the option to continue on ongoing coaching to lock in and keep building. No pressure — but most women want to keep the momentum once they see it.

Founding cohort · this round only

Your jeans are waiting.

Doors close June 11 · Starts June 13